What are your chances to survive a zombie apocalypse?(67 posts)
Um. They seem to have an obsession with brains. Not exactly fast food (and when did you ever see a zombie carrying a chainsaw or axe or anything sufficiently heavy, to crack open a skull)?
sparky. I actually did underate my origional score. ie I said I don't own a gun. I do but but it's not here. But within 2-3 minutes I can get hold of a rifle and several shotguns (thus I updated).
And I marked myself as disabled. When I can actually run a mile. (slowly). But outrun any Zombie :)
I mean.. I believe under the right circumstances any of us could survive a zombie apocalypse.. for only some time.. I mean...
What if the zombies eat all animals? what would you feed yourself of? (This sounds like such good news for vegans) or if you ran away from cities where would you run to? mountains its ok but air is thin, and if zombies dont make it up there neither will anyone living =P would you go living to a deserted island? can zombies swim? would we need to take a ship to mars? O___O...
I guess that's why WHS has taken pictures of mars... =P
Ahhhh,but I have a secret weapon,Cruiser the Boozer.He loves to slurp on my beer,when I'm not watching.All I need to do is whisper in his ear,about the Zombies going after the beer.Move over Old Yeller,watch my Yeller dog in action.When he was 4 months old,I left him in the car with a bowl of water,I came back awhile later and all my cans of beer had puncture marks and the beer gone.He didn't even touch the water!
Hey, my little dogs like that. When a crowd of of us were sitting around in a circle (beer bottle on the ground next to you), my dog would gently nudge the the bottles over, and drink! And one night, a very large whiskey.
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