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Secret of the Rich revealed

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  • Started 9 years ago by ambassadoz
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ambassadoz
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"I Was A Washed Up Restaurant Worker.

Edit by mod. "and you still are"

Posted 9 years ago
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ScottW
Posts: 6609

Attn: mods -- spammer alert. Something got past Akismet.

I think that I have "cracked the code". Key word is "crack", which is what you sell to make $10,000/month. :)

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jack7h3r1pp3r
Posts: 2815

you don't make that much unless you are really well known or in a country that doesn't care about it ;)

Posted 9 years ago
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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

lol

we have a spammer in our midst?
kill the b****rd :P

Posted 9 years ago
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whs
Posts: 17584

That's funny.

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ScottW
Posts: 6609

Jack, how would you know what crack dealers make, hmmm? Also, in a country that doesn't care, the prices should be lower so the dealer wouldn't make as much.

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jack7h3r1pp3r
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but if they sell to other countries that it isn't legal then they might

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ScottW
Posts: 6609

Jack, so you have a system. Set up shop in a country where they don't care and prices are low, then use mules to ferry your product across the border into a country where it's illegal and demand & price is high. Maybe your username should be "jack7h3d3al3r".

I'm calling the DEA...

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Scott
Posts: 5618

Belgian beers on Jack !

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Lighthouse
Posts: 13598

May jack ever bounce in the pouch.....
.... of a kangaroo (the little joey that he is) :)

Posted 9 years ago
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jack7h3r1pp3r
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i'm not a dealer i just go by some facts that i have seen over the years.

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

jack's one popular guy atm :P
jack how much u sell for?

Posted 9 years ago
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Lighthouse
Posts: 13598

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
and I'm ony plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

right
call the men in white coats - oh NO! lighthouse is one of them!

now, in the words of pendulum: 'okay $&*? it, what ya gonna do' (all explained here http://247lyrics.blogspot.com/.....sugar.html)

:P

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jack7h3r1pp3r
Posts: 2815

ahhhhhhhhh.....ima being attacked by flying monkeys

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

? jack

and lighthouse - you really must read my last post and listen to the song (btw, as i dont like it very much ,myself, im not expecting you to!

Posted 9 years ago
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jack7h3r1pp3r
Posts: 2815

what is the "? jack" for if it is the post above then it is a secret (but one that you all now know)

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Lighthouse
Posts: 13598

Can you say that little poem quickly 3 times (without saying something naughty)?

Posted 9 years ago
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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

well i dont know what the secret is - should i?

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jack7h3r1pp3r
Posts: 2815

you don't know it Consciously but you do know it unconsciously though :)

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

yeah
i must now whack myself on the head with a hammer
so i am unconscious
here goes

<loud thud>

2 minutes later <screaming>

10 mins later <sirens wailing> (slow emergency services here) :P

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jack7h3r1pp3r
Posts: 2815

so at least now you know the secret

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

yeah, its all good
i am now on the supplied laptop in hospital
it is an acorn laptop!
with 2.4 gb hard dish
and 660 mhz processor!
(oh yeah dont forget 16 mb ram!)

my time on this earth is almost up - the shame, ending my life on an acorn

Posted 9 years ago
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Lighthouse
Posts: 13598

"From little acorns"?

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

yup :D

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