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Captain Falcon can not get Car Insurance [Video]

Captain Falcon has just been in an accident and goes to file a claim with his insurance agent. Unfortunately for him the insurance agent says that they can no longer cover him. With a record of 160 wrecks per day for six months straight, having and keeping insurance should be a snap for Captain Falcon, right?

Captain Falcon Can’t Get Insurance [Dorkly Bits]

Akemi Iwaya is a devoted Mozilla Firefox user who enjoys working with multiple browsers and occasionally dabbling with Linux. She also loves reading fantasy and sci-fi stories as well as playing "old school" role-playing games. You can visit her on Twitter and .

  • Published 09/28/11

Comments (3)

  1. indianacarnie


  2. Stevers

    What?!? No falcon punch?!

  3. Nicholas Scott@Newswire release

    Captain falcon should not have to have a car insurance policy .YOU CAN USE MACHINES WITH MEMORY DATA This is my personal favorite video that I’ve made so far. You’d think that with Captain Falcon’s popularity, there’d be more F-Zero GX poops. But no, people would rather overuse that famous anime clip.

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