Who needs to go buy store-bought lights? Here's a great geek project for the holidays that's fairly easy to put together with things most geeks already have. My friend, Chris “Groff” Groff, had the great idea to work up some holiday lights using stuff he had lying around, and a few hours later things turned out quite geeky indeed.

Materials

01-materials
  • Holiday lights; we used a USB-powered set of white LEDs from ThinkGeek
  • Bottles; we used 3/4 of a case of Bawls, also from ThinkGeek
  • Aluminum foil
  • Tape; thin double-sided tape works best
  • Some thin string; I used some really heavy-duty kite thread, but you can use braided fishing line
  • Some heavy-duty rope; we used some extra Cat5e we had lying around
  • Heavier tape, like electrical or duct; alternatively, you can use 2-liter bottle caps
  • Scissors
  • Needle-nose pliers, or just a pen

Preparing the Bottles

We ended up using Bawls bottles both because Groff was a fan of the deep blue color and he happened to have a case of them laying around, but obviously you can use any bottle you want.

02-foil in bottle

First, we lined the inside neck of the bottles with some aluminum foil to direct the light downwards.  We cut small 1”x 2” pieces of foil, rolled them up tightly, added some tape to the back of them, and set them in the neck of the bottle.

03-bottle neck

Remember to roll them with the shiny side on the inside.  Let gravity stick the roll inside, and then use a pen or you finger to slowly unroll the foil.  It takes two per bottle, and having some needle-nose pliers helps to insert them more accurately, if you’re having trouble.

04-knot over bottle neck

Next, we put some of the thin string around the bottles to hang them.  I had some heavy-duty kite flying thread laying around, but braided fishing line is cheap and works just as well.  I tied a bottle sling knot, which is designed to fit under the lip of a bottle and is very sturdy.

05-tightening the knot

It’s also called a jug sling knot, but you could use anything else that’ll hold the weight.  We used 30” lengths of string and then adjusted the excess to make loops of equal sizes to hang them from.  

Laying Down and Hanging Up the Lights

As mentioned above, we used a string of white USB LED lights (from thinkgeek.com) because they worked well with the blue Bawls bottles, but any kind of lights work.  We dropped the lights into the bottles and taped over them. 

06-laying down lights

Something we found out in retrospect was that standard 2-liter bottle caps fit over the ends if you push firmly, so that’s something you may want to keep in mind to avoid the tape.

07-cat5e laid down

We happened to have a spool of Cat5e hanging around, so we used that to hang the lights up and for easy transport.  We spaced out the bottles and ran the cable through the looped string.

08-notch in cat5e

We cut some notches for the loops to sit in, and then taped them over so they wouldn’t move.  Be sure to keep them close enough that the lights’ wires don’t have too much stress on them.

The End Result

09-finished lights on

As you can see, the whole shebang seems a little cumbersome, so the Cat5e really helps when moving it.  And, of course, here’s what they look like in the dark:

10-finished lights off

These are perfect for hanging off of your porch, around your desk, or perhaps along your cubicle walls. Bonus geek points: You can modify our setup with LED throwies, taping them to the inside of a bottle cap, and end up with individual bottles that are unencumbered by wires.  Perfect for Christmas trees and wider-scale deployment!