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The Five Stages of Programming Grief [Humorous Comic]

Five Stages of Programming Grief [Something of That Ilk Blog]

Akemi Iwaya is a devoted Mozilla Firefox user who enjoys working with multiple browsers and occasionally dabbling with Linux. She also loves reading fantasy and sci-fi stories as well as playing "old school" role-playing games. You can visit her on Twitter and .

  • Published 08/17/12

Comments (8)

  1. indianacarnie


  2. Anono

    …And if you really like pain, try assembly language!

  3. Rob

    Or just try Objective C :p

  4. Paul

    Or “mindf-ck” (look it up on Wikipedia).

  5. Paul

    Oops, I meant “brainf-ck” above. Sorry!

  6. Rob

    brainf-uck is nothing compared to Malbolge (
    “Malbolge was so difficult to understand when it arrived that it took two years for the first Malbolge program to appear.” :D

  7. Lonestar Jack

    I had a friend who got tired of other programmers messing with his huge and complicated highly used program who camouflaged a “goto * + 2500” in the program. That fixed the problem

  8. "gunner"

    “turdwaffle”? that’s a new one, will it catch on and become part of the language of invective.

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