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The Eightfold Noble Geek Path

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Dealing with computers day in and day out can be a harrowing experience.  In difficult times, or even when things are idle, finding some spirituality can help cope with the experience—Techies: I give you the Eightfold Noble Geek Path.

The Noble Geek Path outlines eight aspects that closely mirror the Buddhist tenets of the Eightfold Noble Path, and they are divided into three categories:  wisdom, ethical conduct, and concentration. They’re just more geeky.

Editor’s Note: we’re not advocating a particular brand of religion here, just having some fun. For the love of FSM, please leave the religious flame wars at home. Image by Okko Pyykkö

Wisdom

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Image by Yatri Trivedi; The Geek Vow in Sanskrit (“I go to the refuge of the web.”)

Right Data is the basis for Geekdom.  In order to understand, you must have a basis for knowledge, and knowledge comes from both experience and study.  Your data should have integrity, and you must use constant MD5 checksums to be sure that it is properly copied.  You must patch files so that they improve, and you must organize it for easy retrieval.

Right Motivation guides the practice of Right Data.  Your decisions over morality and technological progress should be firmly rooted in Right Data, and having a proper motivation is essential to accomplishing this.  Right Motivation should always be guided by the principles of user-friendliness, but can be confined to a targeted base of users to better enhance usability and productivity.  The ability to see your user-base and take decisions with Right Data as context should harmonize with end-users and developers alike.

Ethical Conduct

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Right Partitioning allows you to separate and manage data.  Unix permissions are not preserved in FAT32, and the NTFS “hidden” flag isn’t respected in HFS+.  Ext3 is backwards compatible as ext2, but journaling is lost.  Each partition serves a purpose, and each file system has its strengths and weaknesses.  As such, you should take care when copying files back and forth to not alter its integrity.  Each system has its ins and outs, and only through co-operation can data be properly passed from one to another without loss of quality or attributes. 

Partitioning helps this, but only when it contributes to the overall functioning of the system, and not when it is just for partitioning’s sake.  Sometimes, partitions should be merged, or used simultaneously for one system, and so on.  Partitioning should be used for the overall unity of the system.  This is not limited to hard drives; gadgets, ideas, and people should harmonize through optimal organization for the overall unity of geek-kind. Image by KamikaZen

Right Backup allows for preservation.  Incremental backups are extremely helpful, but full system backups are essential.  No loss of data should occur if it can be helped, and timely recovery is of crucial importance.  Do not take unnecessary risks with irrecoverable data.  All users’ data is equally valuable, so do not let anyone be without backup.  This applies to all data, digital and otherwise.

Right Security goes hand in hand with backup.  Data stewardship is as much every admin’s responsibility as it is every user’s.  Each should do their part towards building a secure environment for all, and helpfully encourage others to do the same.  In this way, you can more efficiently contribute towards the end-user’s (as well as developer’s) experience.  Applying this in a real-life way means to assess risk-taking behaviors and work for the well-being of geeks everywhere.  Right Security is integral to laying the path for digital harmony.

Concentration

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Image by Bastiaan Bakker, “Computer Graveyard Mandala”

Right Administration is the application of the Eightfold Noble Geek Path to not just the systems that bring people together, but to the users themselves.  Principles of systems do not always apply to people, at least not in a ready form, and neither do principles of dealing with people apply directly to systems.  Being able to differentiate between the two and respond accordingly is important.  Interpretation of rules and ethics can vary from person to person, and there is no universal transition layer.  Because of this, it takes focus and study, and an entirely separate set of skills to be able to both administrate and moderate users.  The social nature of moderation helps all to learn how to use the publicly available “human APIs.”

Right Observation is a state of awareness that is developed through study and dedication.  It is the ability to apply a passive attention so as to learn to observe as objectively as possible, and subjectively as needed.  It is the sys-admin’s ability to monitor server status, the moderator’s ability to view forum posts, the end user’s ability to view content, and the developer’s ability to parse code.  Right Observation grants one the ability to witness struggle but to not be swayed by it.  It allows the individual’s awareness to gain access to more uncorrupted streams of data, and to parse through tampered bits with relative ease.  It forms the basis for Right Developing.

Right Developing is the dedication of contribution to, and experience of, code.  Those who give their life to the sometimes monastic practice of programming can, just as through meditation, gain spiritual discipline.  This allows them to be at peace with any script, program, system, and network, to transcend 0s and 1s via an experience of non-duality and oneness.  Continual Developing hones this state of being further until there is no distinction between coder and code.


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There is suffering in our technological world, and it has a cause: attachment.  Attachment to the newest gadget of the day, the bleeding-edge release of some particular software, even the virus-riddled attachments of email.  Take refuge in the greatest network alive, and maybe you can gain some peace from the Eightfold Noble Geek Path.

Yatri Trivedi is a monk-like geek. When he's not overdosing on meditation and geek news of all kinds, he's hacking and tweaking something, often while mumbling in 4 or 5 other languages.

  • Published 11/24/10

Comments (16)

  1. Eric Z Goodnight

    Hot stuff, Yatri. This turned out really great considering it started out life as a silly joke on Twitter.

  2. zenruth

    A bow and a lotus to you, wise geek that you are! The techno-Bodhisattva image is truly inspired!

  3. HCamper

    Great thinking!
    In Addition to the thoughts.
    The right “PATH” begins with “.” and is the “/” root or %WINDIR% to arrive at a
    proper level of execution. Protect the “PATH” from mis direction or your system
    will be slow or never start-up.
    The “PATH” is all powerful.
    Windows and Linux can work together.
    :-)

  4. Mike

    Ha!

    I am going to create a stupa in my server room with a rack at the rear of the room so that I can walk around it in a clockwise direction chanting some of these words of wisdoms

    thanks for the smile

  5. The Geek

    @HCamper LOL, I like it.

  6. Barbara

    Thanks for the humor, and thanks so very much for all the great information you provide.

    Metta to you and all sentient beings.

  7. Debbie Todd

    Excellent idea. I spend most of my time working online from home – I don’t get out much and have turned into a bit of a geek.

    This really made me smile – thanks for dropping it into Buzz.

  8. poch

    This is simply brilliantly amusing. Bravo!

  9. Zero

    GREAT ARTICLE. HAHAHA.

  10. rino

    bravo HTG! another great article.

    now when are you coming up with the equivalent of Sun Tsu’s Art Of War? =)

  11. Viwek Lekhak

    Mr.Yatri Trivedi,
    “jaalam saranam gachhyami”
    funny

  12. Callum Booth

    “For the love of FSM”
    Flying Spaghetti Monster by any chance?

  13. jacob

    dude i love your articles they are so fun and just to great to see that there are other geeks in the world

  14. Jesus

    Awesome, truely awesome. Would you mind creating anything greeky for Christain?

  15. Matthew Guay

    Hmm … the Golden Rule for Geeks? Just might have to give that a shot…

  16. scott

    i would like to see that myself……….. and i am NOT a christian

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