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whs
Posts: 17584

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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jack7h3r1pp3r
Posts: 2815

these two are the best

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."
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ScottW
Posts: 6609

A local gas station in Austin that has a little built-in convenience store had this sign out front:

"Eat our hot dogs. Get gas"

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Aleeve
Posts: 2818

i like :D

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