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Bring on Little Miss Muffit.
Little Miss Muffitt, Sat on her Tuffitt, Knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't a spider that sat down beside her, Twas Little Boy Blue with the 'horn'.
Hahaha, nice.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, Both with a dollar and a quarter. Jill came down with two and a half. They didn't go up for water.
Old Dan Tucker was a fine old soul, he had a buckskin belly and a rubber as..... Na NA Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye....
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said: "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
~Andrew "Dice" Clay~
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said "what a good boy am I"
Cue Jack.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so to please the two of them They eat vegetarian cuisine
What about Jack Horner ?
Your turn.
Real class moderator's wat if sme innocent child should stumble blindly onto this page? Such as myself, (I know nt going to happen).. & on that note- Test! test! tagged ya'll back!. @Lh- Mary had a little lamb 3 2 1 lift off!
@ doctordeere- shouldn't that go- "Hey, get in the bowl, bitch"! (U cant beat a sth-pacific education).
