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Some up-to-date definitions

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whs
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CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

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Scott
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Blue Horseshoe loves Anacot Steel.

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raphoenix
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Hates Oil & Gold (lol)(lol)

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jack7h3r1pp3r
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haha this one made me LOOL

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Aleeve
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LOOL?

Laugh oafishly out loud?

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Scott
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I think it's a cross between LOL and drool.
jack, they're coming to take you away, haha...

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jack7h3r1pp3r
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its a long winded laugh lool

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whs
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Funny, when I am long winded, nobody laughs.

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raphoenix
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@whs,

Maybe because your post was more truthful than it was funny ?? :) :)

Kindest Regards,
Rick P.♦ :)

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Aleeve
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Haha

Jack, I knew it - just playing around ;)

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jack7h3r1pp3r
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haha oh haha you little sneaker you lol

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Aleeve
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Lol
and do you mean sneaker in English or American? :P

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