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  • Started 6 years ago by Aleeve
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Aleeve
Aleeve
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Firstly - this is courtesy of Jack ( I won't take full credit, but I did have to save all the pics of the email, then upload to photobucket and THEN put them on here!

OOK, here goes - read all the way down!

REDNECK HARLEY

REDNECK BASS BOAT

REDNECK GRILL

REDNECK HORSESHOES

REDNECK LAWNMOWER

REDNECK WEATHER STATION

REDNECK PET CARRIER

REDNECK GINGERBREAD HOUSE

REDNECK WEDDING RECEPTION

REDNECK GUEST BEDROOM

REDNECK PALM PILOT

REDNECK POWERBALL WINNER

REDNECK POWERBALL WINNER ON VACATION

REDNECK YACHT

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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I could well handle a Redneck yacht. What a life :)

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF:

A LITTLE RAIN DOESN'T SPOIL THE FISHING

YOU NEED FASHION TIPS FROM YOUR HUSBAND

YOU WEAR A SHIRT LIKE THIS FOR YOUR ENGAGEMENT PICTURE

YOUR WEDDING CAKE LOOKED LIKE THIS

YOUR DOGHOUSE LOOKS LIKE THIS

YOUR PICKUP LOOKS LIKE THIS

YOU HAVE A DEER **** (BOTTOM!) FOR A DOOR BELL

YOU DON'T NEED A LAKE TO DO A LITTLE SKIING

YOUR WIFE IS QUOTED IN THE PAPER SAYING

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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ENJOY :)

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
Posts: 13598

When the natives get annoyed at this. Just remind them of the tea throwing party :)

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whs
whs
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I like the yacht, but that must be in Europe. The trailer looks like an old Swedish make (I think the make is (was) Kabe).

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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whs. where is the trailer?

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Aleeve
Aleeve
Posts: 2818

yeah
i dont see a trailer either!

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whs
whs
Posts: 17584

I guess you Brits call it Caravan - or whatever.

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Aleeve
Aleeve
Posts: 2818

ohhh!

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techgranny
techgranny
Posts: 1443

Hey!...wait a minute! How did you guys get into my photo album?:)

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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:)

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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I wish people wouldn't call us Brits!

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whs
whs
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What would you like to be called? Anglo-Saxons - that sounds germanic! BTW: That is one way we call you in German (Angelsachsen).

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Scott
Scott
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You prefer Anglo-hooligan?

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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We are a bit more mixed up than Anglo-Saxons these days. "English" is good.

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whs
whs
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OK - "English" is fair. Is "Brits" pejorative?

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ScottW
ScottW
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How about Ucks? That's how I would pronounce UK, and it's all inclusive. What do you like: Britons? British? Britanians? Anglicans? Englanders (assuming you were born in England)? Give us a clue!

Come on, help out this poor American, Yankee, Colonist, Septic.

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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Well lighthouse is in france though!
I'm in England :)

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
Posts: 13598

I would never call an American a Yank. (I think that's an insult)
I was born in London
Therefore I am English
My (traceable) family tree goes back to the 15 hundreds. All English (southern)
The word "Brits", to me, is as whs says.

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