Evening All, I have to begin by saying I thing this is dead funny so a solution isn't too important to me, as it's making my flatmate insane with anger, which, again, I find most amusing. A few weeks ago my flatmate discovered how to make his laptop (HP Dv6700ea) talk, via some in-built Vista (Home Premium) thing. Thing is, he can't remember where he turned it on! He can turn it off once the laptop has started, although he can't disable it so it doesn't appear at startup. I thought I'd ask on here, since you've all helped before (Athankyu!). Cheers, Col

i had text to speech on, it pronounced my name ZeroZeEsPitt. cool feature though

haha