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  • Started 4 weeks ago by LH
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LH
LH
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s___ .'

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SarahJames
SarahJames
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Now you men all now why to treat a woman right ;)

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LH
LH
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Women shouldn't be allowed :)

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elpaelpa
elpaelpa
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Now I Know why little boy build tree houses with signs nailed on,'no girls allowed'!
'!

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elpaelpa
elpaelpa
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Sorry, Sarah, I wasn't referring to you! I'd rather have you visit the tree house than our resident bad boy!^^^ (see above)(above my above post I mean :-I)

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SarahJames
SarahJames
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LOL Tom, I don't visit treehouses anyway ;) (Vertigo)

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LH
LH
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That's why Sarah keeps away from Lighthouses :)

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SarahJames
SarahJames
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Yup, you guessed it ;)

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LH
LH
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I don't like heights either (I won't go in an aircraft that goes up too high). But I have walked out to the end of one the long struts in the pic below (unattached) to refit an antenna !

And worse :)

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SarahJames
SarahJames
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Ok, I told you: I've got vertigo - now I'm nauseous .... :(

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LH
LH
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186 feet before "crunch time" :)

or "ouch" :)

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elpaelpa
elpaelpa
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The peak of our ranch style house is about all I can safely handle! I have, however, rode a double ferris wheel and an Alpine Type ski lift, just to prove I'm tough ( LOL ). What's weird is I get the urge (slight-thankyou very much!!!) to jump when I'm up too high!

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LH
LH
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Believe me. You don't look down. Just total concentration on the job at hand.

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SarahJames
SarahJames
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Tom, that is what vertigo consists of: the fear you will give in to that urge ...

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elpaelpa
elpaelpa
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Sarah-Oh! That's not good!

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SarahJames
SarahJames
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Just stating what the experts say, not my personal view LOL.

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LH
LH
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I know what you mean Sarah. The urge is there to jump.

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elpaelpa
elpaelpa
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I guess you're okay as long as you don't follow your urges! Wonder how many 'suicides' aren't really suicides? Somebody just couldn't fight the urge!

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LH
LH
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Whilst I understand that urge. I can not figure out the aircraft one. I am perfectly happy in a helicopter flying at ground level, at 120mph, dodging trees, fences, cows, telephone cables etc. But as they get higher, ooooooh, I don't like it. Yet the higher in a helicopter is the safest place. Even with a total engine failure, they can auto-rotate down, and land safely.

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LH
LH
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Whilst I understand that urge. I can not figure out the aircraft one. I am perfectly happy in a helicopter flying at ground level, at 120mph, dodging trees, fences, cows, telephone cables etc. But as they get higher, ooooooh, I don't like it. Yet the higher in a helicopter is the safest place. Even with a total engine failure, they can auto-rotate down, and land safely.

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