@elpaelpa: See this thread for info on geeks -> http://www.howtogeek.com/forum.....rue-geek-1
1. There are no official rankings, but observers have seen a pecking order with dominant alpha geeks at the top.
5. No, geeks are not good with chicks, but they do make good spouses. The geek tends to mate once and stay with the same partner for life.
10. "It's Hip To Be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News
13. There is no dress code, but you do have to choose one accessory: pocket protector, pony tail, sandals worn over socks, spectacles with tape, etc.
14. Geeks really do dream of electric sheep. "Hmm, an electric sheep -- how cool would that be!"
15. A group of geeks is called a "Con". ComicCon, ComDex, Quake Con, CodeCon, etc.
EDIT: Another anthem for 10) "The Geeks Get The Girls" by American Hi-Fi. Also remember: blessed are the Geek for they shall inherit cyberEarth.