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But when the whale realized it was a hammer and chisel he had eaten, he spat them out (with great force) and they....
pierced a hole in his boat and he started to sink
as he was about to drown he was saved by...
a school of 42 dolphins, who were just on their way to......
ibiza, for the chav fest of the year, where something really bad was about to happen
but he fell asleep
and dreamt of....shoes and ships and sealing wax..
but then he woke up in a jail cell in the bottom of a pirate ship
because the pirates had invaded with their pirate ship made of jelly
and peanut butter sandwiches. Which the crew were...
busy throwing to the fishes, and giving some to the prisoners
so as he was trying to eat his way out of the ship...
he got fatter and fatter until....
he popped
like a barrel full of weasels.
but a super duper amazing scientist put all the bits back together, to create
a robot super computer
which proceded to go and find the convention of paperclip-eatng nepalese baby boys when he found them he
he was like yay and lol
and then he jioined them - he went in an age reducing machine so that was how the story finished! - ncie job guys lets do another one
it was the most important day of his life
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