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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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But when the whale realized it was a hammer and chisel he had eaten, he spat them out (with great force) and they....

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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pierced a hole in his boat and he started to sink

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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as he was about to drown he was saved by...

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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a school of 42 dolphins, who were just on their way to......

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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ibiza, for the chav fest of the year, where something really bad was about to happen

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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but he fell asleep

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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and dreamt of....shoes and ships and sealing wax..

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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but then he woke up in a jail cell in the bottom of a pirate ship

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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because the pirates had invaded with their pirate ship made of jelly

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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and peanut butter sandwiches. Which the crew were...

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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busy throwing to the fishes, and giving some to the prisoners

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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so as he was trying to eat his way out of the ship...

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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he got fatter and fatter until....

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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he popped

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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like a barrel full of weasels.

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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but a super duper amazing scientist put all the bits back together, to create

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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a robot super computer

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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which proceded to go and find the convention of paperclip-eatng nepalese baby boys
when he found them he

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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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he was like yay and lol

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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and then he jioined them - he went in an age reducing machine
so that was how the story finished! - ncie job guys
lets do another one

it was the most important day of his life

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