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  • Started 6 years ago by InDiSent
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InDiSent
InDiSent
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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station whenhe notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon withlittle ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet.The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter says withadmiration. 'Thank you,' the little girl says.The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's *bits*. 'Little Partner,' the firefighter says, 'I don't want to tell youhow to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around thecat's collar too, I think you could go faster.' The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, butthen I wouldn't have a siren

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Posted 6 years ago
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jack7h3r1pp3r
jack7h3r1pp3r
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol that is so good lol i can't stop this laughing haha oh lol hehe....

Posted 6 years ago
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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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You're just weird!!!

Posted 6 years ago
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InDiSent
InDiSent
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Thank you, thank you very much. I try.

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Scott
Scott
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Ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here all week, ba da bum.

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Lighthouse
Lighthouse
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WHAT??? Has the circus come to town? Hoooorah!!!

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Aleeve
Aleeve
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:D

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