A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station whenhe notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon withlittle ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet.The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter says withadmiration. 'Thank you,' the little girl says.The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's *bits*. 'Little Partner,' the firefighter says, 'I don't want to tell youhow to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around thecat's collar too, I think you could go faster.' The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, butthen I wouldn't have a siren
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