Hello everybody and today I must alert you of brand new, hot off the press with a hitherto unforeseen and shocking event.
In the Forum Statistics on 'How-To Geek' forums, just minutes ago it was discovered that something incredible has come to light. In the 'top posters' section, for millions of year the user 'whs' has always been at the top, but today, history was made - 'lighthouse' the new moderator has overtake him in the ratings! Currently the scores lie at: Lighthouse: 2655 and Whs: 2627
Our sources have suggested that this may have something to do with the fact that whs has been away on holiday for a couple of weeks, but while our crack team of investigators, well, investigate the problem <winks> we hope you enjoy basking in the glory of this phenomenom!
Just thought I'd let you guys know :)
You probably knew already
Blimey that was a test of my English skills