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<title>How-To Geek Forums Topic: Geek Questions</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:17:56 +0000</pubDate>

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<title>jack7h3r1pp3r on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions/page/2#post-23235</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 18:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;scott you have an odd mind jk but that is kinda funny :)
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<title>xenomex on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-23120</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 06:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>xenomex</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@ScottW&#60;br /&#62;
HAHAHAAHAH!&#60;br /&#62;
LOL!
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<title>ScottW on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21458</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottW</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I'm having a lot of trouble with the women-as-torrents metaphor.  Consider this passage from wikipedia's description of a torrent:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;em&#62;&#34;Such a group of peers connected to each other to share a torrent is called a swarm. If the swarm contains only the initial seeder, the client connects directly to it and begins to request pieces. As peers enter the swarm, they begin to trade pieces with one another, instead of downloading directly from the seeder.&#34;&#60;/em&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Now, if you replace &#34;peer&#34; with &#34;geek&#34; and replace &#34;torrent&#34; with &#34;chick&#34;...well, it's not a pretty picture. :o
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<title>jack7h3r1pp3r on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21456</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@mysticgeek i think that there are some torrents that are chicks ;)
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<title>mysticgeek on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21431</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mysticgeek</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Too bad chicks aren't torrents!!!
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<title>xenomex on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21322</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>xenomex</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;LMAO!&#60;br /&#62;
The last Question really made me laugh!&#60;br /&#62;
And im loving the mario shirt! i want one!
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<title>The Geek on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21318</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>The Geek</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I still have Mario as my background image =) &#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;I use the one on the bottom on all three monitors... really looks great:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href='http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/the-geek-blog/friday-fun-retro-nintendo-wallpapers/'&#62;http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/the-geek-blog/friday-fun-retro-nintendo-wallpapers/&#60;/a&#62;
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<title>ScottW on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21317</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottW</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;The Geek is kickin' it old school!
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<title>The Geek on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21313</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>The Geek</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;I like this one:&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;img src=&#34;/ss/1up_mushroom.jpg&#34; /&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href='http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7190/'&#62;http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7190/&#60;/a&#62;
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<title>elpaelpa on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21311</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>elpaelpa</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@Budohorseman The store has some really neat stuff! Makes me glad I have grandkids!I like the palm size helos and the meat eating plants-cool!
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<title>Budohorseman on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21309</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Budohorseman</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;We do have our own band &#60;a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore_Rising'&#62;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore_Rising&#60;/a&#62; and our own store &#60;a href='http://www.thinkgeek.com/index.shtml'&#62;http://www.thinkgeek.com/index.shtml&#60;/a&#62;
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<title>jack7h3r1pp3r on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21221</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jack7h3r1pp3r</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;i'd have to yes to 5 in my case ;)
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<title>elpaelpa on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21190</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>elpaelpa</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@ScottW-You were only foolin' about '9',right?Right?Just to scare me,right?I don't know any geeks,you guys are all I got (hope you're happy-my old eyes are getting misty)!-----No,wait!You're answers to 13-15,you do have a sense of humor,yes,and &#34;howtogeek.com/forum&#34;,yes, I see it all now!OH,YES!THERE IS A SUPREME GEEK-HE WATCHS OVER US AN--sorry,kinda got carried away!Once a dork-Anyway,hope you smiled a little! Tom&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;                         alpha and beta geeks?logical!
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<title>Scott on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21185</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Speaking of which, this is a real cool project,&#60;br /&#62;
&#60;a href='http://electricsheep.org/'&#62;http://electricsheep.org/&#60;/a&#62;
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<title>ScottW on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21182</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ScottW</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@elpaelpa: See this thread for info on geeks -&#38;gt; &#60;a href='http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/define-a-true-geek-1'&#62;http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/define-a-true-geek-1&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;1. There are no official rankings, but observers have seen a pecking order with dominant alpha geeks at the top.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;5. No, geeks are not good with chicks, but they do make good spouses.  The geek tends to mate once and stay with the same partner for life.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;9. No&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;10. &#34;It's Hip To Be Square&#34; by Huey Lewis and the News&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;13. There is no dress code, but you do have to choose one accessory: pocket protector, pony tail, sandals worn over socks, spectacles with tape, etc.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;14. Geeks really do dream of electric sheep.  &#34;Hmm, an electric sheep -- how cool would that be!&#34;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;15. A group of geeks is called a &#34;Con&#34;.  ComicCon, ComDex, Quake Con, CodeCon, etc.&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;EDIT: Another anthem for 10) &#34;The Geeks Get The Girls&#34; by American Hi-Fi.  Also remember: blessed are the Geek for they shall inherit cyberEarth.
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<title>elpaelpa on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21177</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>elpaelpa</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;More questions-&#60;br /&#62;
10.is there ageek anthem?&#60;br /&#62;
11.are there geek collector cards?&#60;br /&#62;
12.is there a geek flag?&#60;br /&#62;
13.is there a dress code?&#60;br /&#62;
14.do geeks dream in cobol?&#60;br /&#62;
15.a gathering of birds is a flock,cows are&#60;br /&#62;
    a herd!what are geeks called?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Dork n. A person whose mind is a reservoir of&#60;br /&#62;
    useless non-sense.
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<title>elpaelpa on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21169</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>elpaelpa</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;@sparky-I was never a nerd or geek!I was a 'dork'!
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<title>sparky7415 on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21165</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sparky7415</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;Back in high school before the pc and Geeks there were Nerds,some of them gave me the heebie jeebies.Was probably afraid of catching &#34;THE KUDIES&#34; from their booger rags, I never picked on them though.
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<title>sparky7415 on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21161</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:48:09 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>sparky7415</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;LMAO,gotta be one of the best questions I've seen in a while,good one
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<title>Lighthouse on "Geek Questions"</title>
<link>http://www.howtogeek.com/forum/topic/geek-questions#post-21160</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Lighthouse</dc:creator>
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<description>&#60;p&#62;1.N 2.N 3.N 4.N 5.N 6.N 7.Y 8.N 9.Y
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