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Five Alternative Career Choices that May have made Mario’s Life Easier [Image]
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An idea for a revision to #4 / Policeman:
Keep the text exactly the same, but dress him up like Tony Soprano and change the career choice to “mobster”. He is Italian after all…
yes, because we are all mobsters right?
don’t be rude or I’ll send some friends over to your place, asking for an apology..
HA! Did you know Mario was originally a carpenter?
When Texas State University researchers ran out of funding for their expedition to uncover artifacts from the wreck of 17th century pirate Captain Morgan’s ship, the necessary funds were supplied by the Captain Morgan rum company.
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