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Five Alternative Career Choices that May have made Mario’s Life Easier [Image]

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  • Published 10/6/11

Comments (5)

  1. crev

    hahaha, LIKE!

  2. James B

    An idea for a revision to #4 / Policeman:

    Keep the text exactly the same, but dress him up like Tony Soprano and change the career choice to “mobster”. He is Italian after all…

  3. IronWill

    yes, because we are all mobsters right?
    don’t be rude or I’ll send some friends over to your place, asking for an apology..

    ironic :D

  4. tiago

    Lollllllll!!!!!!!!!!

  5. ta

    HA! Did you know Mario was originally a carpenter?

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