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Five Alternative Career Choices that May have made Mario’s Life Easier [Image]
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An idea for a revision to #4 / Policeman:
Keep the text exactly the same, but dress him up like Tony Soprano and change the career choice to “mobster”. He is Italian after all…
yes, because we are all mobsters right?
don’t be rude or I’ll send some friends over to your place, asking for an apology..
HA! Did you know Mario was originally a carpenter?
If you’re waiting for a dinosaur or mammoth clone, don’t hold your breath; the half-life of DNA molecules is 521 years, so there’s no chance we’ll be pulling some perfectly preserved samples out of amber or fossil records any time soon.
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