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Five Alternative Career Choices that May have made Mario’s Life Easier [Image]
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An idea for a revision to #4 / Policeman:
Keep the text exactly the same, but dress him up like Tony Soprano and change the career choice to “mobster”. He is Italian after all…
yes, because we are all mobsters right?
don’t be rude or I’ll send some friends over to your place, asking for an apology..
HA! Did you know Mario was originally a carpenter?
Despite how highly flammable straw is, bales of straw are actually fire resistant thanks to their tightly packed construction; it’s difficult for fire to consume the bales in the absence of large openings between the individual stems.
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