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Abraham Linksys FTW!!!!!
Skynet, a few streets over, and I’ve also seen one that says “momusethisone”
I was in a theater that only had two networks available: bad connection, worse connection. Made my day.
Router, I hardly know her.
Mine: Velociraptor and Zombie Defense
It was great with XP… “You are now connected to the Velociraptor and Zombie Defense Network.”
I use… “I am hacking your computer”
A lot of those made me laugh out loud; good show everyone, I’m glad to have seen this.
My home network is “virus.install.exe”
These are great though.
Because that what people on the web are afraid of :)
at my house i can recieve a wi-fi network called the-little-homo-nest
My network is called PantsOffDanceOff lol
My network is called International Terrorist Network
Mine is called Router 66.
There is a network in ~Downtown Toronto on Spadina… it is cleverly named “Spagina”… low brow, I know :p
At my sisters house in Oklahoma I saw a neighbor using ZombieMariachis
I currently have No Signal.
I have used Lost Connection in the past.
At a hotel in Japan…”WeCanHearYouThroughTheWall”
I have named my cousin’s F***Off, then put a MAC filter whitelist on, so if your MAC wasn’t on the list it said “Cannot connect: F***Off”
Mine is “Chuck Norris” cause it gives me stronger signal, faster connections, and hackers don’t stand a chance.
Abraham Linksys!!! LOL!
mine is a message to the very noisy neighbors: Please stop screaming at 3 am
My SSID is Access Denied
Called mine “Paranoia”
I saw one called ”F***OffGetYourOwn” ”WeCanhearYouHavingSex” ”NuclearDefence”
Mine is “Hacker Group” , no one dared to connect it!!!
One neighbor had “FattyKiller”, a couple of days later another neighbor introduced “SkinnyKilla” lol.
Mine is called Airforce1… But my friends is called Aperture Science.
Mine is called: Aperture_Labs_Wireless_Testing
Mine is called “poop.” It’s all I could think of at the time. When I moved into my last apartment there was an open network called “STOP STEALING MY WIFI.” Which, of course, is the connection I used until I got my internet hooked up. You want people to stop stealing your WiFi, changing your SSID isn’t going to do it, buddy.
CIA Secure Line
i use… ” Installing… “
Some friends of me have been messing around with the name of their wifi
here is some of them
“1kg bag of flour” and “sugar candy on a stick”
Mine is called: “Pretty Fly For A WiFi”
ours is called PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER
i have used connection failed. in the past
i have PurpleMonkeyDishwasher, too :) (great game, btw)
have had before:
– Ruminatorium (we lived near cows…)
– CIA Van
No surprise that “youcanthazwireless” is an open network.
Mine is USER_YOUR_OWN_NETWORK
Mine is USE_YOUR_OWN_NETWORK
We named ours “SexMeInRoom232ForFreeWiFi”
And my buddy had a wireless router that was named, “NoFattiesWelcomeForSexIn232”
someone in my apartment is using the name “i can hear you having sex” LOL
Mine is called ThePasswordIsOnTheFridge. For what I hope are obvious reasons
I’ve used “Hackdata.exe” before
I ran WirelessNetView a few weeks back on a car journey and found loads like networkOfDoom, Police Surveillance Van, Wanna Have A Go, NASA and Magic. Sadly most people leave it as the ISP default.
I saw get your own wifi nigga once
saw BigFloppyDonkeyD*ck while in the city one day..
Our wireless router went bad but ours was HoofHearted. Say it fast a couple times and you’ll get it.
I loled at the “we can hear you through the wall”
Mine is “Big brother is watching”
Network for timecapsule wireless is “DrWho”
Grossest/Funniest wireless name seen: “Abortion brings out your inner child”.
lol @ police van
Mine is Cornhole
Mine is currently “This wifi will break your computer”
It used to be “Warning – Using wifi makes you sterile”
My neighbor uses “House of Pain”
Mine is c:virus.exe
i use “some house on this street”…but now i really want to steal “police surveillance van” :)
SSID for the hotspot on my Evo 3D: “Look for the hot guy” and the password is my phone number.
Hey, my network is named Skynet!
And I thought I was being funny…
When moved with a two mexican roommates their WI-FI was themexicans password: sexytaco
Programming Thomas, How do you run a WirelessNetView. That would be interesting to do in my neighborhood. Or anyone else may know?
How about “who has free wifi” certainly made my neighbors batten down the hatches. Specially when I installed a second one called “robin hood”.
The name of my hotspot is “noyoumaynotusemyhotspot”
Makes for some interesting train rides.
I use hacknot, cracknot, and whacknot. Like the old hear no evil. I saw two feuding neighbors change theirs to “KarmaWillWin” and “KarmaWontLetYou”… LMAO
I use GoAway
Windows 7 said “You are now connected to ‘your ass'”
My wifi network at university was called “Jez is gay” after our housemate. The funniest thing? He wasn’t gay!
“Free Gay Porn”
but as the economy got worse, it changed to “Reasonable Gay Porn”. I guess nothing is recession proof.
The most memorable ones i’ve seen is “My couch pulls out but I dont”
Currently using FBI Surveillance Drone 9
I have setup open wireless SSID called IP Freely.
We have one called “L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N”
We use HAL9000.
or Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
My network is named “FBI-TN”
My cellphone bluetooth name is “Adolf Obama”
mine was ” uncle touchy’s puzzle basement” and my wife made me change it.
My boyfriend’s used to be “4WillingMen”
Named mine ‘Bless you’!
Mine is called LulzSec and my neighbour’s is AnonyNetwork
Mine says Verizon.
Funniest SSID I’ve ever seen – “Dildo Baggins”. Just raunchy enough to make me laugh hysterically.
Those are recent I usually change the SSID every three months for fun…..
I use “Free Public Wi-Fi” and put a password on it
Living in amish territory, we have an access point named “AmishKnifeFight”
Mine is : ClickHereForPorn !!!
i just changed mine to “Free Wi-Fi G-Spot”
i use a spare router to setup a network called “Free Wifi”, and redirect all traffic to something like goatse
I was traveling once, and noticed a network with the SSID “Jack’s Bomb Shack”
That’s honestly the strangest one I’ve came across so far.
Mine is called SubEtha, the interstellar telecom from HHGTTG.
There are two in the area 1) Virusmaker and 2) VirusMakerVictim
it seems that the names of wi-fi arounds me are usually the names of their mice.
But the password was 1234567890
theres one in my appartment building called “asswhuppin” hehehehe
ours was called “NotYoMommasInternert”
i saw “i packed this bowl for two”
Mine is “pantalones de tortugas”
“Wi-FightIt”, “TheGame”, “HPandtheOctoSquiggles”, “Internet”, “Wi-Fi from Hell”, “Virus”
I had a neighbor once that had an open WIFI router. With the default password. I changed the name to hacked_router. He soon changed the password.
“GoonIdareyou” on an unsecured network, “This is not a WiFi Hotspot” and “TheGirlNextDoorCumOver AndUrIn” on secured networks hehehe so imature.
“No Pay No Play” “Brown Chicken Brown Cow” “GLaDOs vs Chell”
Mine has always been ‘No Free Wi-Fi For You’ and encrypted with WPA2.
Mine is “WeHearYouHavingSexAtNight”.
Mine is ‘Purple Monkeys”… but a neighborhood one is “Grandma’s Vagina” ( which just might get people to stay away! )
Mine is set to “The Clockwork Aethernet” as I love steampunk and am currently working on crafting a steampunk computer from and old one… and once I get a laptop… I will probably re-case it also.
I use “Secret Signal”. Got the name from the Team America film.
HTG , more articles like this !!! Great to see how funny people can be :-)
Hot People Only!
Pit of Doom
These were my recent wifi names:
Back when I lived in the city I used “333onlyHalfEvil”, “ReallyItsNotHerpes” and “RIAAListeningPost” at various times. Now my old house acts like a Faraday cage so there’s no point in funny names.
My neighbors are both OBGYN’s…theirs is named VaginaPatrol…..hilarious
Best one so far i have on my list is “DANGER! DO NOT USE!”
mine is Spectre Gunship
I used to used “The Batcave” for the longest time. come to think of it i’m not really sure why i ever stopped
They should have gone to a Marine Corps barracks for a funny list. These names are common place. Right now I’m getting : LIKE A BOSS, Big Black Attack, getoffmynutsbiatch, f**k-off, and f**k-off guest.
my network is called FFFUUUUUUU
Ours is “netqueer”
A tribute to “the Office”
Beeswax, Not Yours, Inc.
“Armando, Keeper of the Tubes”
Mine is “ApertureScienceInternetInitiative”
I use REDRUM
-Im a virus
I was in TGI Fridays and a nearby one was called “Moist Crusty Gash”. Almost put me off my food.
currently using VirusDatabase.
oh, and for those that think they are secure with wpa2, its not hard to crack with the time and the means.
Mine is BadNeighbors
Mine is McDonalds, I live next door to one.
mine is Pay4YourOwn
Last year I lived in an appartment on the engineering side of campus. By building had two unit occupied by white people. Our network was called “asylum” The other white dude’s: “Help Me I’m Surrounded By Asians”
I was thinking this was taken recently. It looks like the new Lion desktop settings.
ButStain (for a Mustang owner or Hater)
I named mine “Stay off my Wi-Fi, Miscreant!”, and shortly thereafter another wi-Fi network appeared from a neighbor called “We Are Not Miscreants”…
At our old apartment we had: abcde12345
I would have liked to have known how many people tried to use our easy to access Wi-Fi?
Neighba, Fuck Yo Netz
My handle is Spyder,, so I use “Spydes web”
Mine are “I’m under your bed” and “I’m in your closet”.
I changed mine from “Default” to “Not Default”. Pretty vanilla…
there’s one here called cyberdyne systems
I like the Name “Mike Hunt” and when someone asks which one is yours. you just say you can connect to Mike Hunt :)))))
Mine is “The Force” and my computer is the Lightsaber.
I was at a coffee house in Austin in what appeared to be a college neighbor and when I tried to connect the names of the wifi’s woulda made a sailor blush. But my fav out of that group was Chlamydia. I sure dint want to click on that one.
Justhereforthebudlight (no copyright)
I have Used Belligerent Troll in the past. When my family upgraded to a more powerful Router, We changed the name to Aggrivated Elf
I had one that was called C:/trojan.exe
Here are a bunch:
I also saw “Bob Loblaw Law Blog” – Arrested Development fan I guess…
Mine is “Peewee’s Playhouse” cuz I figured it be hilarious and creepy at the same time. xD
After reading this I went home and changed my hidden SSID to broadcast as ” kiss my (_!_) “
When i had my old apartment, my neighbor had their wifi setup as “Buttsex”.
One day, my internet went down and i had to ask to use their network. The nice lady informed me that their password was, minus the censorship, ” F@#$MeHard”
@Zip – Wa! O_o I know that had to be totally weird ha ha! ^_^
Currently I am using “Mike Letoris” For holidays and special occasions I use ” I’m Rick James Bitch”
Mine is “Your wife is flashing me”
Real geeks run wired ethernet
Mine is “HotLadiesFreeWifiForFreeF***1578”
irony is someone naming their network “no free internet” and leaving it unencrypted. they thought that mac filtering and giving the router a non-standard ip address constitued security. then i changed the name to ‘free wifi here’.
I saw one named enflamed urethra..
(Nacho internet) clearly ftw
At my old house my network was named “YourDogS***sInMyYard”. I don’t have that problem now, and I named my current network “Wonkavision”.
I use ‘FreePornHere’
mines “hungry zombie children” which in a reality with zombies is terrifying
Mine is “StopLookingatMeSwan”
we had one at school called “shia labeouf’s vagina”
lol mine showed up on the Cissco wifi router out of the box with DizzyPanda
Mine is “BOOBIES! (.)(.)”
I named mine the “Universe”. You never know when you need something from the universe.
Drew P. Weiners!!!
My Dad asked my brother to change the name of our connection to something else. It has been called “Something Else” for about three months now.
Mine is Nunya Bidness.
“The Wireless Wonderland”
LoL ” the Game ” you evil S**t
WEPis4Whimps for locked channel
and NomNomHoneypot for the open channel
been thinking about I-C-Wut-UDo-onSkype
My brother bought a “new” router at BestBuy. It came out of the box with some settings changed, obviously a return. The Wi-Fi was named LimePanda, so he changed it to LimeDiseasePanda.
My network is named, “NoFreePorn4U.”
For a while Our neighbors wi-fi was called “WeCanHearYouHavingSex” so I named ours. “DoesItSoundLikeFun?”
I had some issue with barking dogs so mine is “your dog is barking, Let it in!!”
It seemed to work.
We use the “WTF” connection, and I just noticed a neighbor had a “PAY ME” connection.
my dad used to have one that said “NOTYOURS”
I smell curry
We found one called “Free Porn”
TheBarebackDungdillaMcNasties was the best I’ve seen.
The best name I ever saw was when my roommate was paying for wireless for our whole floor (4 apts) and we just paid him for the service. One of the rooms had not paid anything the whole summer, and so he changed the name to “Ladies From apt 303, pay your wireless bill” and the password was “cheapBastards”
Mines is No Wifi Mooching. After i named it, no more lagging:) Yay!
Mine is “Magical Wireless Thingy”
Because doin stuff without wires, it’s like magic.
amonkeysbutt… so when you are connecting it can say “you are connecting to a monkeys butt :)”
“FBI Surveillance Van #63”
WiFi alert from the threat of cyber crime
our neighbors at the old house was “Sweet Boner Dude!”
We made ours sweet boner owner
Mine is TBIWiFiTheftUnit
The TBI is the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation, btw
I have a few right now…. “theinterbutts” “AquardFlemango” “YourRoyalHinesh”, and “Portal to Hell”
I like the Hide Your Kids Hide Your Wi-Fi. hahahahahahaha gotta love newscast on youtube :)
Mine is Steal my Internet and Die!
In our old building there was “rapedungeon”
One of my neighbours is Murder?WeCan
I had one once called dial up
My unit can handle up to 16 SSIDs…I think I’m going to have fun with the neighbors. :D
mine is pork chop, my neighbor’s is LAN rover….. rich f***s
“Infected” No one will want to hack that.
“SSID” This user was most likely following instructions, literally: “Enter SSID here…”
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Haha. Mine is set at “NoWaiFaiForU”
Mmmm i like 3.14159265 (as in i like pie)
before that it was:
Resistance is futile, but you dont know the password
my friend’s neighbors is “Free Child Porn Here”
My network is called AlQaida, still waiting for the USA to invade…
mine is “Limited Connectivity”, :P believe me nobody even tries to touch my network haha..
Mine is 8====D —- ( . Y . )
Ron’s Day Care and Child Porn Hosting
I named mine “The Sith” because of that pop up get sometimes says “The Sith is an untrusted network, are you sure you want to connect to The Sith” it makes me happy :-)
When I was stealing my neighbors, he changed his network name to HORSEDI**
MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FREE PORN
mine is swedishmadepenisenlarger
Mine is Racial Facial
Our neighbours was Yoda, so changed ours 3 to “DarthVader”, JabbaTheHut”, “BobaFett”
American author Samuel Clemens’ pen name, Mark Twain, is actually a river boat term that means measure (mark) two (twain) fathoms deep.
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