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…And if you really like pain, try assembly language!
Or just try Objective C :p
Or “mindf-ck” (look it up on Wikipedia).
Oops, I meant “brainf-ck” above. Sorry!
brainf-uck is nothing compared to Malbolge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge).
“Malbolge was so difficult to understand when it arrived that it took two years for the first Malbolge program to appear.” :D
I had a friend who got tired of other programmers messing with his huge and complicated highly used program who camouflaged a “goto * + 2500″ in the program. That fixed the problem
“turdwaffle”? that’s a new one, will it catch on and become part of the language of invective.
Akemi Iwaya (Asian Angel) is our very own Firefox Fangirl who enjoys working with multiple browsers and loves 'old school' role-playing games. Visit her on Twitter and Google+.
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