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…And if you really like pain, try assembly language!
Or just try Objective C :p
Or “mindf-ck” (look it up on Wikipedia).
Oops, I meant “brainf-ck” above. Sorry!
brainf-uck is nothing compared to Malbolge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge).
“Malbolge was so difficult to understand when it arrived that it took two years for the first Malbolge program to appear.” :D
I had a friend who got tired of other programmers messing with his huge and complicated highly used program who camouflaged a “goto * + 2500″ in the program. That fixed the problem
“turdwaffle”? that’s a new one, will it catch on and become part of the language of invective.
A beaver can hold its breath under water for an impressive 10 – 15 minutes (the average human can hold their breath for around 1 minute).
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