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The Five Stages of Programming Grief [Humorous Comic]
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…And if you really like pain, try assembly language!
Or just try Objective C :p
Or “mindf-ck” (look it up on Wikipedia).
Oops, I meant “brainf-ck” above. Sorry!
brainf-uck is nothing compared to Malbolge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge).
“Malbolge was so difficult to understand when it arrived that it took two years for the first Malbolge program to appear.” :D
I had a friend who got tired of other programmers messing with his huge and complicated highly used program who camouflaged a “goto * + 2500″ in the program. That fixed the problem
“turdwaffle”? that’s a new one, will it catch on and become part of the language of invective.
Just as we rotate around the Sun, the Sun rotates around the core of the Milky Way; moving at an average speed of 143 miles per second, it takes 225 to 250 million terrestrial years to complete one rotation around the galaxy’s core.
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