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The Red Light Morality Scale: Or, If You’re Glowing Red You’re Probably a Bad Guy

It would seem, save for a sole red champion of justice, the scales of morality tip heavily to the side of evil under the weight of the glowing red lights.

[via Friday Project]

Jason Fitzpatrick is warranty-voiding DIYer and all around geek. When he's not documenting mods and hacks he's doing his best to make sure a generation of college students graduate knowing they should put their pants on one leg at a time and go on to greatness, just like Bruce Dickinson. You can follow him on if you'd like.

  • Published 07/2/12

Comments (12)

  1. Anybodysguess

    Awesome for a background

  2. Justin

    Does Superman’s red cape and red heat vision count for the good side?

  3. Ark

    But Superman is mainly blue, most of his suit at least

  4. David Aris-Sutton

    Mr Incredible? Captain America? Red Raven? The Crimson Avenger? The Flash?
    I could go on but I’m not that much of a pedant and I realise its just a bit of fun.

    …..Hellboy? lol

  5. EKMA

    Didn’t Terminator end up on the “good” side?

  6. Rand

    Not just the color red, but glowing red, which superman only counts sometimes

  7. Citrus Rain

    Glowy Santa = Evil Santa

  8. woot

    Cyclops of X-men

  9. JD Rosen

    Capt America in the real world, assuming survival frozen since WWII. Would probably wind up delivering Pizza with his shield. Would not have a college education, therefore unemployed. Too old for military service. Police would assume identity is faked and deport him to Mexico. Take his shield and weld it to a ship for the look. Once he told his story, some black market scientists would drain his blood and sell it on the black market. Dead. Or he’d commit suicide by jumping into a frozen lake. And start all over again.

  10. Amn

    Hal isn’t evil, he is merely mentally deranged due to a conflicting purposes hardwired into him.

  11. Keith

    No NO! HAL wasn’t evil. He was just misunderstood!

  12. JohnF

    No thats not true K.I.T.T. windscreen wiper was evil too.

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