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Geek Comic for June 10th – How did He Pull a Muscle?
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I guess “geeks” don’t watch a lot of porn, and therefore don’t “pull” very many “muscles“.
(Come on. Admit it. You were probably thinking something along those same lines too.)
I can honestly say no…
Also, stereotypes much? lol :P
Elephants cannot jump; they weigh so much it is physically impossible for them to lift their bodies completely off the ground (and in fact they prefer to keep at least three feet on the ground at all times).
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