Jason Fitzpatrick is a warranty-voiding DIYer who spends his days cracking opening cases and wrestling with code so you don't have to. If it can be modded, optimized, repurposed, or torn apart for fun he's interested (and probably already at the workbench taking it apart). You can follow him on Twitter if you'd like.
Jeanne Calment was a French woman with the longest confirmed human lifespan (she was born in 1875 and lived to be 122 years old); she attributed her longevity to a diet rich in olive oil, port wine, and 2.2 pounds of chocolate a week. She also credited her ability to remain calm.